Trump & Kim: A Love Story
They said their love could never be. He was a wanna be dictator and leader of the free world. The other he was the ruthless murdering dictator of North Korea. A first they hated each other. He called him “Rocket Man”. The other he called him a “dotard”. Then they got together for a summit. The other he wooed him with love letters from afar, and sparks flew. It was Kismet. A deplorable romance for the ages. It’ll make you throw up a little in your mouth. No, it’ll make you heave chunks like young Brett Kavanaugh after a night of drinking beer and being rapey.